Apr 26, 2012
Save your kids from sex, drugs, and gangs — Send them roller skating
The latest ad from Rhett and Link, makers of ironically awful commercials for podunky small businesses, promotes Reno’s Roller Kingdom….
Prison is full of people who have never roller skated.
(via HyperVocal)
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As someone whose job it is to talk to people just before they go to prison, maybe I should start polling to see if this is true…
Whatever gets the name out there, I guess.
So, now all the druggies, rapists, and gangs are going roller skating with our kids.