Jul 17, 2012
IKEA Beer is a perfect blend of lager and IKEA-ness
You can get an IKEA-brand beer — Öl Mörk Lager — at UK IKEA stores…
It’s described at The Daily Meal as having…
A slightly malty taste…with a slightly sweet undertone, as one would expect from a beer of the style (though slightly watery and not robust, as one would expect of an Ikea product).
(via Laughing Squid)
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Mmm…I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I want it to taste like cheap frustration and disappointment. Thanks, IKEA, for the unique bottle opener!
Wouldn’t Ikea beer just be a box with barley, hops, and yeast with a few drawings of a guy brewing beer?
I think I am in love with your brain.
I will slightly avoid this product, for it is slightly unappealing and I slightly don’t go to Ikea very often. I am slightly offended that Ikea is making this slightly alcoholic product.
Slightly.
Should have been an assemble-it-yourself kit called Kmørgrëmååßøhuffen or something. Disappointed.