Aug 4, 2012
From Fake Science…
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Category: Animals, Funny
I peed on my own
A lifeguard sprayed me with what they said was vinegar. It worked great.
I sure hope it was vinegar.
This is the only reason why I do Yoga. So I don’t have to ruin my friendships. I can literally pee on every square inch of my body.
And the “Strangest Comment Ever on 22 Words” award goes to…..
Or, for the more simple solution, pee in a cup and pour it on stung part of the body.
I can ‘literally’ pee on every square inch of your body as well. And we don’t even have to be friends.
The thing I find most amazing about your comment is that the only reason you do yoga, is to pee on your own jellyfish stings…
Adolph’s Instant Meat Tenderizer. It’s the papaya enzyme extract that does it. Those of us on the East Coast who have jellyfish in our bays swear by it. And it is much nicer than being peed on.
Supposedly peeing on a jellyfish sting speeds up the chemicals/cells doing the stinging, so if you have a tentacle still attached it could hurt a lot worse.
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