Recent Comments

• Savvy: Exactly! My fiance is 5'10" at 140 pounds and he's a stick! I think anyone... – 4th-grader accurately predicts his future height and what NFL team he'll be on
• DW: That's both impressive and horrifying. – Not the sort of pet you'd expect to be able to open a door and escape
• Brad: This child's composition is bordering on being an exemplification of laconic prose, which is exactly... – 12-year-old speaks out about plain donuts... Says what we're all thinking
• Corban: Switch the doorknob to a traditional round style one instead of the lever. Problem solved. – Not the sort of pet you'd expect to be able to open a door and escape
• Corey: I hope she gets eaten. The woman. Not the snake. – Not the sort of pet you'd expect to be able to open a door and escape
• Tink: Eh, even if it was real, people from places that don't play baseball have a... – British guy does baseball commentary
• David Paul Regier: Bananaconda – Not the sort of pet you'd expect to be able to open a door and escape