“Today, I have successfully trained my body to sit up. The humans think I am merely being cute and adorable. Little do they know that this is only my next step in our plan for world domination. They will see…they will all see!
“Also, I had yet another hairball today. When I am supreme world dictator, we will finally be able to invest in research to curb this humiliating disability!
awe… whats wrong with him.. looks like he trying to get some sleep.
Chuck Testa? ;-)
and not a single f*ck was given that day
@ Will :D
“Dear Diary,
“Today, I have successfully trained my body to sit up. The humans think I am merely being cute and adorable. Little do they know that this is only my next step in our plan for world domination. They will see…they will all see!
“Also, I had yet another hairball today. When I am supreme world dictator, we will finally be able to invest in research to curb this humiliating disability!
“Until then, I remain,
Mr. Mittens”