Feb 4, 2013
Murderous driver foiled by homeless, hitchhiking, hatchet-wielding passenger
It’s still early in the year, but this may prove to be among 2013′s most bizarre news stories…
(via Voices)
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Hide your kids, hide your wife, ‘cuz they’re autotuning everything out here.
I really hope so…
please god yes. This NEEDS to be autotuned
Yeah … that was my first thought. Two simple but awesome “Auto Tune”
Smash … smash … smash
what the heck is autotuning?
Highlights:
-A reporter with two watches
-A Packer fan from the South?
-Snap a woman’s neck like a pencil stick
-Triple smash
Definitely missed the two watches the first time. And I can’t figure out if my favorite part was “…like a pencil-stick!” or “Smash, smash…SMASH!”
Okay, a Packer fan from the South. How refreshing to see someone NOT rooting for a team because he’s from there. Maybe he LIKES them!!!!
well said Jay, well said.
As for crazy people driving into others claiming to be Jesus Christ…..aint nobody got time for that.
Two watches, innocent by standards, a southern Packers fan, random Jesus claim, a pencil stick, and triple smash that begs to be autotuned. The internet in under three minutes.
by standards = bystanders
Video removed by the user :(
Fixed for now.
The Onion usually posts their logo somewhere… I wonder why they skipped it this time?
It’s Fox… The two are basically synonymous ;)
Kai is my hero. Smash, SMASH, SUH-MASH! You ROCK, Kai! SUH-MASH!!!
I missed these two watches too! As for Jesus…did he wear sandals?
Actually, it kind of looked like Jesus wore some kind of felt slipper… ???
The extended cut of this interview is amazing. Nearly 6 minutes of just Kai talking, unfiltered.
The best line (and there are a number of fantastic lines) is probably at 3:41: “I’m like, ‘Bro, if you’re f***ing Jesus Christ, I’ll be the Antichrist, man.’ Like, f*** that s***.”