While the holidays may have left you with an eggnog hangover and a whole mess of decorations to put away, odds are they've also left you with at least a few of those glorious plastic rectangles: Amazon Gift Cards.
It's an unspoken rule that gift cards must not be spent on something practical. They should be spent on something fun, impractical, and something you'd never, ever buy yourself. That's why we've put together a list of 21 actually awesome toys you can guiltlessly buy yourself with those precious, precious gift cards.
We hope you find these toys-for-adults as cool as we do! Just an fyi: 22Words participates in the Amazon affiliate program, and may receive a share of sales from links on this page.
The Bug-a-Salt Gun uses table salt to annihilate pesky pests.
Perfect for killing houseflies, or salting fries from across the room.
This PowerUp Adapter turns paper airplanes into app-controlled powered aircraft.
Why didn’t this exist when I was 7? Well, it exists now, and I’m all in.
This Giant Jenga set is worthy of even your largest friend.
When I was a child, I played with childish things (like regular Jenga). Now that I am a man, I play with manly things (like Giant Jenga). And you should too.
The Nerf Rival Nemesis MXVII-10K is a the high capacity foam-bulletted machine gun you deserve.
Just gaze upon that hopper-fed glory…
For just over $20 you can get a sweet radio-controlled helicopter with over 10,000 reviews on Amazon.
Seriously, you can own your own (tiny) aircraft for barely more than a lunch for two at Chipotle.