Who runs the world? Girls. And running the world is hard, so girls and women everywhere need some nifty AF products to help them in their quest to take over.
If you’re a woman trying to adult in today’s society, these are some things you definitely either need, want, or deserve to have in your life.
This Fruit and Tea Infuser That Takes Your Beverages to the Next Level
Whether you need a piping hot cup of loose leaf tea on the go, or you just want to put lemon and berries in your water to make it fancy, you deserve this sleek, glass infuser and travel mug!
This Lip Crayon That Helps You Pucker Up
Not only is this like, a really great color for you, but this lip crayon moisturizes and nourishes your lips and stays on all day.
This Makeup Bag That’s Perfect for Traveling
Instead of spreading your makeup all over the hotel sink area like a crime scene, keep it organized with this perfect travel makeup bag! It fits a lot of stuff, and closes easily with a drawstring!
This Fitness Tracker That Helps You Get Your Steps In
This isn’t just for counting your steps. You can also use this fitness tracker to monitor your sleep, count calories, and it even alerts you when you have a text message. This is like a lifeline on your wrist, for only $11. Can’t beat that.
This Wine Thermometer That Ensures a Perfect Pour
A real grown-AF woman deserves a wine thermometer to make sure she’s sipping at the right time. Attach it like a belt around your bottle to get the most accurate reading.
This Exfoliating Brush That Makes Your Skin Smooth as a Baby’s Bottom
A grown AF woman exfoliates. This brush is a perfect tool for treating your face, arms, legs, neck, and bikini line and making your skin as smooth and healthy as humanly possible.
These Sunglasses That Look Expensive (But Aren’t!)
These shades want to be on your face and Instagrammed, STAT.
Stylish and timeless, these sunglasses, which are less than $20, will last you a lifetime and always look great.
This Soothing Nightlight That’s Also a Speaker
You deserve the lighting you want. This adorable night light has six different atmosphere lighting settings from blues to pinks to yellows, to help you live your best-lit life. Oh yeah, it’s also a Bluetooth speaker.
This Fuzzy Coat That Will Keep You Warm and Comfy
It’s fuzzy, it’s warm, and it comes in eight different colors.
I think it’s safe to say you need this.
This Migraine Stick That Relieves Headaches Instantly
This miracle product is roll-on aromatherapy relief for even the toughest of headaches. A mix of peppermint, spearmint, and lavender oils right at your temples or on the back of your neck will fight off an oncoming migraine or a headache in an all-natural way.
These Succulent Planters That Add Pizzazz to Your Garden
It’s a fact that all grown-AF women have plants. It’s just a thing that is true. These adorable planters will make your little ones feel right at home, and they might even motivate you to remember to water them!
This Coffee Table That Really Makes a Statement
A coffee table, like a rug, can really tie the room together (The Big Lebowski, anyone?). This coffee table is sure to make a statement, that statement being, “I am adult AF!”
This Makeup Brush Organizer That Belongs on Your Vanity
Instead of having to rummage around in a bag every morning for the brush you need, you can pluck it out of this brush holder right away, simultaneously feeling fancy and like you should have bought this way sooner.
This Pizza Beach Towel For Which You’re the Topping
Life’s a beach! You deserve to catch some rays while lying on a giant pizza towel. Don’t ask me why. You just do.
This Desk Organizer With Room for Books
This is the perfect desk organizer for someone who has lots of books, folders, or documents and loves cute things. Oh wait, that’s you!
These Geometric String Lights That Brighten up Any Room
String lights are a staple of dorm rooms, but string lights with super cool geometric shapes attached are way more adult. I swear. And you need to buy them.
This Digital Tape Measure That Does the Work for You
Look, you’re a busy woman who is in the process of literally taking over the world. You don’t have time to measure something and then manually read the measurement. This digital tape measure will ensure you get the most accurate reading every single time.
This Witchy Book That Will Teach You How to Be Your Best Self
The book is Basic Witches: How to Summon Success, Banish Drama, and Raise Hell with Your Coven, and you for sure need it in your life. Witches are fierce, just like you, and this book is all the motivation you need to be your best (witchy) self. Plus, the book has actual spells, and who hasn’t wanted to cast a spell?
This Baking Soda Odor Absorber That Will Keep Your Fridge Fresh
Fill this stressed out woman with baking soda and put her in the fridge. She will soak up all those nasty odors and bad stenches from old vegetables you bought and then completely forgot about. Just like a real woman, she’s here to clean up everyone else’s messes.
This Funky Book Clock That Fits Right on Your Shelf
Women who are grown AF should have at least one piece in their home that makes a statement. This clock, which looks like books, is exactly that type of piece. Put it on a shelf by itself, or surround it with actual books to throw off your guests.
This Body Brush That Will Scrub You Clean
These body brushes are essential for your self-care kit. They help eliminate toxins, get rid of cellulite, and make your skin brighter and healthier.
These Wine Chill Drops That Are Way Classier Than Ice Cubes
These wine chill drops with chill a glass of wine 20 times faster than the refrigerator. So, if you just got home with the bottle and need a glass immediately, you no longer have to put it in the fridge and wait an ungodly amount of time for your grown-up juice.
This Eye Gel That Keeps the Wrinkles Away
That pesky area around your eyes can often show your fatigue. This anti-aging eye gel gets rid of wrinkles, puffiness, and bags under your eyes better than almost any other product out there. The more than 12,000 people who’ve reviewed this product seem to know what they’re talking about.
This Microwave Egg Boiler For the Perfect Egg
Perfect hard-boiled eggs in 6-9 minutes in a microwave? Yes please. Everyone knows grown AF ladies love hard-boiled eggs. This adorable chicken cooks four at a time, so you’ll never be hungry again.
This Feel Better Tea Blend That Will, Well, Make You Feel Better
There’s nothing quite like coming home from a long day of kicking ass and making yourself a soothing cup of tea. And Hey Girl’s Feel Better Blend is perfect, especially on those days when you’re feeling under the weather. These tea bags are a delicious blend of lemongrass, echinacea, green tea, elderberries, ginger, ginseng, honey, and more that will heal and relax you to no end.
This Stylish Backpack That’s Also Waterproof
A real grown-up woman doesn’t want to sacrifice style when she’s traveling, and thanks to this water-resistant backpack, you don’t have to.
These Stainless Steel Straws That Help You Help Planet Earth
Plastic straws are extremely detrimental to wildlife and our planet. But who wants to give up drinking out of a straw? No one. That’s where stainless steel straws come in. Take it from someone who uses them: They’re worth it.
This Fire Extinguishing Spray That Will Keep You Safe
If you’re the type of person who’s always accidentally setting stuff on fire, this is for you. It’s ideal for those little kitchen flare-ups when you’re doing your dinner experiments. Needless to say, for large, out-of-control fires, call the fire department.
This Neck Pillow Complete With Hood
Real talk: Anytime I’m on a long flight, I wear a hoodie so I can pull up the hood while I sleep with my neck pillow. With this genius product, I don’t have to do that anymore! And neither do you! …Assuming you also do that…
These Luggage Organizers That Make Everything Fit Perfectly
Instead of just shoving everything in your suitcase like a child, these luggage organizers will help you not only fit everything in your suitcase, but they will also help you keep you underwear from touching the bottom of your shoes. And isn’t that just what we’re all always trying to prevent?
This Instant Camera That Prints out Memories
An instant camera might seem old-school, and it is, but that’s exactly why you need one! Grown AF women deserve physical, tangible photo albums that they can look back on and be like, “Aww! I was amazing! And I still am!”
This Turntable That’s Not Just a Turntable
There’s nothing quite as great as putting on a record. A real record. And this turntable lets you do just that. But it also connects wirelessly via Bluetooth to your phone or computer to play music that you haven’t been able to find on vinyl.
This Styling Station For All Your Haircare Tools
Raise your hand if every time you want to blow-dry your hair, you have to get down on your hands and knees and rummage through a disorganized under-the-sink space to find the thing. I thought so. This styling station eliminates that problem in one fell swoop.
These Velvet Slides That Will Make You Feel Fancy and Comfortable
Every woman needs a pair of shoes that instantly elevates any outfit without sacrificing comfort.
This is that pair of shoes.
This Mini Steamer That De-Wrinkles Your Clothes Super Fast
This steamer is handheld and perfect for those quick de-wrinkling jobs. Are you heading to a job interview like a grown AF woman? Then this is for you.