The Portlandia Activity Book is your definitive guide to navigating the Pacific Northwest, with plenty of diversions ranging from “How to Crowdfund Your Baby” to “Terrarium Foraging.” But our favorite activities from the book are these conversation cards.

The first set of cards will help you end any conversation with a hipster — and a few non-hipsters — that you need to escape. We can’t imagine any of these failing to accomplish that goal…

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Of course, if you’re looking to start a conversation with a hipster rather than bring one to a screeching halt, you’ll want to try one of these proven options…

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(via Laughing Squid)