A restaurant wine list honestly translatedAug 16, 2010 • By Abraham • 11(via) Share on Facebook Ready for Another One?Give us a few more minutes and we'll make you laugh, cry, gasp, or ache... Guaranteed! A young Christopher Guest doing his Bob Dylan impression Big talk from Jesse “The Body” Ventura in 1981 Get the best of 22 Words in your inbox Like 22 Words on Facebook Comments Laura says: Funny. Hannibal Lecter is the one reason I’ll probably never be able to enjoy a nice glass of chianti. Tony Wheeler says: At least without fava beans. Sarah Lorence Johnson says: I have definitely thought the second-to-last one on many occassions. Chris Roberts says: Awesome! Can I drink them (being Baptist) since they don’t sound like alcohol? Abraham Piper says: I think so. Except for the first white. Chris Roberts says: No, that still works. In the vein of “The preacher really hammered us today” perhaps we could explain “Yellow Tail” as an obscure devotional writer or some such. Mike says: Can you post the link where you found this? Abraham Piper says: I did. Click on the “via.” Kim says: Love it. You post the funniest things. Shannon Archer says: I love “I Thought This Was Liquor” since I almost always think that about wine…probably due to most of my drinking days spent in small, rural ND bars! John Stephen Dwyer says: Clever and funny!