Amusingly tautological sign at a Vegas souvenir shop

By Abraham Piper

A sign at a Las Vegas souvenir shop reads, "If it's in stock we have it."

(via Miss Cellania)

Hey, at least they spelled it’s standardly, which will relieve some of you.

(At first, I thought this might be fake, but there are several pics of it around online from different sources and angles, which leads me to believe it’s real. And, yes, these are the sorts of mysteries I go out of my way to solve for you. You’re welcome very much.)