It’s been said that bacon is the duct tape of food. Wrap it around just about anything, and immediately all problems are solved. In fact, it’s estimated that each year more than 1.7 billion pounds of bacon are consumed in food service — and that’s not counting home cooks sizzling up the pork for their BLTs. (Do we even need the L and T at this point?)
So we know you eat the stuff. But did you know that there are even action figures and ways to literally love bacon “to death” available for your purchasing pleasure? Here are 35 ways to get your bacon fix without clogging your arteries.
The future of sleep is here, and apparently it smells like cured meat.
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You can make vodka with potatoes, so bacon vodka is basically just like having a meat and potatoes-type meal that your mom used to make, right?
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Nothing says “classy” quite like an ode to pork around your neck.
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How about a little lard-scented balm for your lips?
Not for those who prefer their bacon crispy.
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