Bekah wasn't missing after all. She was being groped on national television by a 36-year old man.
After the Northcoast Journal published photos of missing persons in their area, a Bachelor fan notified them that one of the photos was Bekah. She was removed from the missing persons list, and Bachelor Nation gasped in unison.
Bekah isn't reacting dramatically to the crazy story, though.
Maybe she just wanted to pull a Krystal and hide from life for a while?
She's even joking on twitter about her mom overreacting.
But she’s pissed that her driver’s license photo is making the front page of every national news site right now! Probably because she looks fourteen years old in it. <side eye>
We can only guess who's happiest to hear about Bekah's travails.
Laughing all the way to the funny farm, Krystal is probably doing high kicks and deep squats at this very moment in celebration of Bekah’s tarnished image. She could use a moment out of the sketchy spotlight, after all.
Bekah's story also surpasses every weird factor on the show by at least 100 points.
Even Kendall’s propensity for carrying dead animals around in her backpack.