Have you ever had a recipe just not work out?
If so, it’s probably because you didn’t have a man standing directly behind you with his hands on top of your hands.
All the best chefs have hand men.
Not only is this ridiculous, it’s also pretty dangerous.
That is not how you cut a pepper. That is not how you hold a knife. This isn’t how any of this works.
Also, what is this recipe?!
Bread, cucumber, and a fancy pressure cooker? I’m not sure what’s going to come out of that Instant Pot, but I can pretty much guarantee that it’s not going to be good.
As it turns out, no one actually understands the Instant Pot.
Everyone knows someone who swears by them, but no one can explain what they actually do.
As it turns out, this phenomenon is not limited to photos on Instant Pot cookbooks:
It’s stock photos in general! The plot thickens. This is clearly a mystery with roots deeper than I first realized.
Now if I only had a man to show me how to figure it out…