This is Bran Stark in real life.
That’s right, Bran Stark, aka Issac Hempstead Wright, the freshly-minted college student.
This week, students at England’s Birmingham University were geeked to realize Issac Hempstead Wright, aka Bran Stark of Game of Thrones fame, had enrolled in their university’s mathematics’ course.
Cue massive hysteria!
Crowds of students waited outside classes to gawk at the Three-Eyed-Raven himself sitting in chem lab, yukking it up with the math nerds, and grabbing a cold pint from the uni’s local pub.
Of course, they had questions...
Wouldn’t you? Bran is the Three-Eyed Raven. The least he can do is spot you answers for your English quiz and pointers on that Advanced Biology course. Amaze your professor with your sudden understanding of advanced mathematics! Thrill your friends by giving a spot-on deconstruction of the socio-political ramifications behind Goethe’s Faust!
Got a crush? Not a problem!
With his greensight, the metaphysical ability to see the future, past, and present, Bran can help fulfill all your stalker-ish tendencies. Slide him a beer, and off to the races you go.
Stalking is not cool. In fact, it’s a crime. A horrible, terrible, awful, absolutely no-good crime.
Just say no.
Also, you no longer have to worry about your school's gangster squirrels!
You know that weirdly aggressive squirrel? The one with half a tail that always ambushes you just as you’re about to open trail mix? Not a problem.
Remember, Bran is a warg. He can literally mind-meld with animals. You no longer have to live in fear of your dean’s crazy cat, or the dorm possum that keeps giving you the evil eye.
Bran’s got it covered.