Bacon Lovers Unite! 35 Fun and Ridiculous Bacon-Related Products You Need in Your Life

Mar 26, 2015 By Abby Heugel 0

It’s been said that bacon is the duct tape of food. Wrap it around just about anything, and immediately all problems are solved. In fact, it’s estimated that each year more than 1.7 billion pounds of bacon are consumed in food service — and that’s not counting home cooks sizzling up the pork for their BLTs. (Do we even need the L and T at this point?)

So we know you eat the stuff. But did you know that there are even action figures and ways to literally love bacon “to death” available for your purchasing pleasure? Here are 35 ways to get your bacon fix without clogging your arteries.

Bacon-Scented Pillow

The future of sleep is here, and apparently it smells like cured meat.

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16 Funny Versions of Normal Animals that Prove Mother Nature Is Probably Drunk

Mar 6, 2015 By Abby Heugel 0

Despite the fact we live in a world that’s filled with selfie sticks, cars that park themselves, Kanye West,  and pop stars that wear dresses made out of meat, Mother Nature continues to prove that nothing humans attempt to create can possibly top what she dishes out.

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Just when you start to think you know what a turtle or lizard or owl might look like, she offers up a freaky alternative version to remind us that she’s still the boss — and possibly drinking.

For instance…

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Judging by Their Note Home, This Day Care Has Never Met a Baby

Feb 25, 2015 By Abraham 0

Even though babies are adept at looking like they want to kill you, it’s fairly safe to assume that they don’t actually want to. They have a fairly limited set of desires and destroying other people isn’t generally considered by professionals to be among them.

Of course this doesn’t mean that they’re full of kindness and beneficence, either. They don’t want to hurt anybody, but they’re not particularly empathetic either.

Not everyone seems to be aware of this blance, however, as is evidenced by a note that was recently sent home from day care along with 9-month-old Baby Samantha. It’s nothing short of absurd…

Note from Daycare

Via: Babble

Transcription…

Samantha has been playing roughly and aggressively with the other babies; they will be crying and upset but she is smiling and enjoying herself — even our using firm voices to tell her it’s not OK to hurt her friends and remove her from area, she is smiling and going right back. Can you help us out by maybe discouraging her to not play roughly with her friends and her dog.

Thanks

What?! A baby who doesn’t notice that other babies are crying and who just wants to laugh and play?

Shocking, I know.

It’s Almost Unbelievable How Callous This Doctor Is About Other People’s Kids Dying

Feb 3, 2015 By Abraham 0

The Jacksons’ daughter has leukemia which has ruined her measles immunity, and their son is too young to be immunized. So they are, in a sense, at the mercy of their community when it comes to contracting or not contracting the infection.

Now, after a trip to Disneyland and having indirect contact with a family who doesn’t vaccinate, their son is showing signs of the disease. And there’s nothing they can do but wait and hope.

Their story is sad enough told just like that. But to add salt to the wound, let’s see what the anti-vax doctor interviewed for this segment has to say…

His remarks (which begin about 2 minutes in) are clearly edited, so it’s possible he’s not as terrible as he comes across. Let’s hope so anyway, because how could anyone — and a doctor, no less — show such blatant disregard for the lives of other people?