Now that the holiday season is here, you’re probably being invited to a bunch of ugly sweater parties, right? And if you plan to blow away the competition, you need an…Ugly Christmas Sweater SUIT!
How many among us remember being less than wowed with their ugly Christmas sweater options?
Opposuits has all the answers…
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what? If anyone can watch this and decipher it for the rest of us, that would be great.
I can make out the words, but I have no idea what he’s saying…
this is a real guy.
This map that hangs in a Home Depot claims the store has the #1 customer service in the world. Based on the landmasses featured on the map, though, they are #1 in a very strange world, indeed…
A few days ago, on Thanksgiving,
Brandon McKean made the mistake of walking down the street in his hometown of Pontiac, Michigan.
Why was this a mistake, you ask?
Well, because it was cold and he had his hands in his pockets. Oh, and also he’s black.
Walking with your hands in your pockets is apparently suspicious behavior to some residents of Pontiac, so they called 911. Soon after, Mr. McKean was confronted by the responding officer…
Fortunately, it ended amicably enough (though extremely awkwardly), but that doesn’t change the fact that this is genuinely appalling.
Somehow, it seems, the stupidest people in the world are often the luckiest.
And also the funniest…
If you’re asking
Why? already, then this clearly isn’t for you. But for the rest of us…
Everyone knows TV shows don’t necessarily rely on reality as any kind of indicator of what should be portrayed. And
CSI is among the most famous of culprits.
Take a moment and laugh at how bad it is…
Thank goodness no one was walking by…
“Setting a world record” may have jumped the shark…
There is anonymous person somewhere in this great big world of ours who works for a site that posts jokes by kids. And they get A LOT of submissions. Among the many kid-submitted jokes are some that are too rude for kids, don’t make any sense, or are actual jokes that kids have butchered.
And so instead of simply deleting them, this kind soul, whoever they are,
puts these failed jokes on their own site for our enjoyment. Unedited, in all of their original, super weird glory.
If you’re in the right bizarro mood, these might be the funniest jokes you’ve ever seen…
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