The thing about compulsive plastic surgery, addiction, and body dysmorphia is that it will never make sense to those who don't have it.
We're not here to glamorize crime or a criminal lifestyle. These people have certainly done some bad things to get booked. But if you can make a mugshot look sexy, there's no denying that the camera loves you.
Most people wouldn't think that a ton of rules makes a place better and more enjoyable, but when the place in question is Disneyland, lots and lots (and LOTS) of rules are needed just to keep the place from devolving into madness.
It's become pretty common knowledge (with a study to back it up) that stupid people tend to overestimate their intelligence while smart people tend to underestimate it.
If you’re feeling a little bit down about your own social life, just know it could be worse — you could have hooked up with a pirate and lost all of your money, kind of like this dude did.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
How do you get to the point where eyepatches and Long Island Iced Teas are involved? I’ll let Casey tell you about it himself.
First of all, a shot of a negative bank balance is usually a sign that things somehow went south.
Are you creatively constipated?
There are certainly “creative” jewelry options out there. Heck, people have been known to even wear their loved one’s ashes.