The World According to Home Depot. This Is Just Embarrassing…

Dec 2, 2014 By Abraham 0

This map that hangs in a Home Depot claims the store has the #1 customer service in the world. Based on the landmasses featured on the map, though, they are #1 in a very strange world, indeed…

The World According to Home Depot

Via: Reddit

Did the Cops Seriously Just Stop This Black Guy for Walking with His Hands in His Pockets?

Dec 1, 2014 By Abraham 7

A few days ago, on Thanksgiving, Brandon McKean made the mistake of walking down the street in his hometown of Pontiac, Michigan.

Why was this a mistake, you ask?

Well, because it was cold and he had his hands in his pockets. Oh, and also he’s black.

Brandon Mckean

Walking with your hands in your pockets is apparently suspicious behavior to some residents of Pontiac, so they called 911. Soon after, Mr. McKean was confronted by the responding officer…

Fortunately, it ended amicably enough (though extremely awkwardly), but that doesn’t change the fact that this is genuinely appalling.

24 Bizarre “Jokes” Submitted by Actual Kids. They Are Accidentally Hilarious…

Nov 26, 2014 By Megan Berman 0

There is anonymous person somewhere in this great big world of ours who works for a site that posts jokes by kids. And they get A LOT of submissions. Among the many kid-submitted jokes are some that are too rude for kids, don’t make any sense, or are actual jokes that kids have butchered.

And so instead of simply deleting them, this kind soul, whoever they are, puts these failed jokes on their own site for our enjoyment. Unedited, in all of their original, super weird glory.

If you’re in the right bizarro mood, these might be the funniest jokes you’ve ever seen…

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