Do we still hate Ticketmaster?

May 11, 2012 | 7 comments

I haven’t bought anything through Ticketmaster since the 90′s, so my spite for them is dormant. But I’m assuming that they’re still worth our collective abhorrence.

From Steve Greenberg

(via Reddit)

Pessimistically rewriting overly positive corporate ad copy

May 10, 2012 | 14 comments

Depressed Copywriter says

Every time I see an example of corporate happiness I can only see the reality of life. I can’t help myself anymore. I can’t stop rearranging their copy.

Her work is dark, funny, and definitely more influenced by truth than the originals she’s messing with…

And my favorite…

(from Depressed Copywriter, via Buzzfeed)

What does a product have to do to get 5 stars around here?!

May 2, 2012 | 15 comments

I’m trying to picture this reviewer’s thought process…

Without this product my son would be dead. Not Bad.

On the other hand, it only saved one life, which is negligible in the grand scheme of things.

Aww, heck, I’m feeling generous — 4 stars.

(via The Whatever)