Chinese fruit vendors dress peaches in panties, now they look like sexy butts

July 31, 2014 | 2 comments

Peaches look like backsides. Everyone knows this, but most of us haven’t jumped to the conclusion that they should therefore be covered in appropriate attire.

Don’t worry, though. A fruit seller in Nanjing has started a trend of dressing his peaches. And now others are following suit, emphasizing the resemblance shared by peaches and posteriors by covering their wares in cute little undies.

Peaches in panties. Cheeky.

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Proof that even ICE CUBES from Walmart DON’T MELT in the sun

July 31, 2014 | 13 comments

You’ve seen how Walmart’s ice cream sandwiches don’t melt even when left out on a hot day, right?

But what about other frozen products? Like maybe the most basic frozen item possible — ice? Will that melt in the sun? You’d think so, but not if it’s from Walmart…

Walmart ice cream sandwiches come with an unsettling twist — they don’t melt in the sun

July 29, 2014 | 39 comments

As the rumor went around recently that Walmart ice cream sandwiches don’t melt, this guy decided to test it for himself. It seemed hard to believe, so he set one outside in the sun on an 80-degree day.

Here’s what happened…

UPDATE: It turns out their ice cubes don’t melt either.

African cocoa farmers taste chocolate for the first time. Now they understand white people…

July 29, 2014 | 16 comments

This video is almost as sweet as the food it’s about. It will make you feel spoiled by the simple luxuries we take for granted, but at the same time you’ll find it wonderfully uplifting (and funny).

Several farmers and laborers in Ivory Coast who grow and harvest the key ingredient in chocolate — cocoa beans — have never tasted the finished product. In fact, they’ve never even heard of it.

One farmer says…

To be honest I do not know what they make of my beans. I’ve heard they’re used as flavoring in cooking, but I’ve never seen it. I do not even know if it’s true.

When they get a chance to taste the fruit of their labors in this mini-documentary, they are more than a little surprised. The video as a whole is quite heartwarming, but what they have to say about white people and chocolate is downright hilarious…