The old Metrodome trough urinals are up for auction — great for beer and cow feed [5 pics]

May 22, 2014 | 1 comment

If you ever used the mens room at the Metrodome in Minneapolis during the stadium’s 31-year tenure, you probably remember the urinals — The long, metal troughs that fit as many men as were willing to squeeze in shoulder-to-shoulder during the 7th inning stretch…

Metrodome Urinals

What they lacked in the provision of personal space they made up for in efficiency. I mean, with normal urinals that are spaced at comfortable intervals, more than 50% of the wall isn’t available to pee on. That’s just poor planning, right there.

But now, alas, the Metrodome is no more. So what’s become of the celebrated toilets?

They’re lying in a clearing in Savage, MN waiting to be hauled away by the highest bidder. That’s right, for the next day, you have a chance to pick up one of your very own Metrodome pee-troughs.

Why, you ask?

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Restaurant review says waitresses should “show more skin.” You’ll be glad the owner agrees…

May 20, 2014 | 36 comments

When a customer of Atomic Grill in Morgantown, West Virginia left a review online suggesting that the female servers “show more skin,” owner Daniel McCawley completely agreed.

Atomic Grill Staff

You’d think in this day and age such a suggestion would be ignored, but that’s not how they roll at Atomic Grill, apparently. For one weekend, show up at the Morgantown eatery for all the skin you can handle.

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Gluten-free people struggle to answer the question, “What is gluten?”

May 8, 2014 | No comments

Many people don’t eat gluten for medical reasons, but many others refrain from the protein composite simply because someone at their gym told them it’s bad. Jimmy Kimmel’s crew visited a popular exercise area in Los Angeles to ask some of these gluten-free people whether they actually know what gluten is…

How to get an egg inside a bottle without breaking the bottle

May 3, 2014 | No comments

The last video we saw from life hack guru Dave Hax showed us how to easily cut a plate of cherry tomatoes in half. This time he’s here to show us how to get an egg inside a bottle, in case you ever find yourself needing to do that…

(via The Presurfer)

Now that you know, don’t you want your friends to “learn,” too?

Donut shop employee adds a remarkably apt Mitch Hedberg joke to his store’s receipts

May 2, 2014 | No comments

If you are a fan of Mitch Hedberg, you know his classic donut-receipt joke. But if you don’t know it, a trip to Stan’s Donuts in Chicago will enlighten you.

When a good-humored employee learned that he had access to what was printed at the bottom of all their receipts, he promptly added Hedberg’s commentary on documenting pastry purchases…

Donut Receipt

Here’s the joke as delivered by Hedberg…

(via Geekosystem)