Most parents hope their children never have to get mugshots taken after committing a crime.
If you own a business, first impressions are pretty important.
That’s why when a light burns out on your neon sign, it’s best to replace it immediately. Especially if the letters that burned out completely change the message you’re trying to send.
I think I’ll just take a tea.
Via: Dump a Day
Have you ever heard the saying, “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade?”
Sure, that’s fine, but sometimes instead of lemons, life gives you a freight train coming straight towards you at full speed…
Then you just NOPE!
At that point, the only thing to do is just give up and walk away.
Given the amount of time people spend on social media, you can’t avoid all the photos of couples sharing their engagement shots through a million different Internet outlets. Yes, we’re all happy for them, but at some point they just become a little bit boring and cliché.
For one single San Francisco writer, David Sikorski, it got to be a little bit too much.
So what did he do? He hit back by announcing his own engagement to his own one true love — a burrito — and then sharing his joy (but not his salsa) with his Facebook friends.
There’s a reason that graphic designers have a job — because they are experts at design, spacing, fonts, and the art of a clear message.
In other words, they can help avoid certain situations in which the message isn’t quite clear.
For example, just one random space or bad font choice can completely change your message. Sometimes hilariously and inappropriately so…
I’m not sure I want to know what goes on in that open house.
If a tree fails in the forest and no one is around to take a picture and post it all over the Internet, is it really a fail?
Luckily, you don’t really need to contemplate that philosophical quandary (though you can if you want to), because these fails are the most terrible and amazing on the whole Internet.
Someone never learned how to parallel park…
Image: Funny Fail Pics
They say that, “sorry” seems to be the hardest word, and that’s especially true when you have to apologize for doing some really weird things.
But the fact remains that, whether you like it or not, it’s simply polite to try and make a wrong a right — as these people questionably tried to do.
I think that goes without saying.
You probably remember a few animal facts from biology class. Or, if you slept through most of high school, you at least remember something from a childhood trip to the zoo. No? Bugs you found in your backyard? Still nothing?
Oh well, it doesn’t matter because now we have an even better place to learn about animals than a classroom or the great outdoors: the Internet!
Let reddit take you back to school as they share some (completely made up) animal facts.
Okay, so you won’t really learn anything, but you have to admit it’s a lot funnier than Biology 101!
First dates can be really nerve-wracking, and it’s probably safe to assume that your date won’t be the smooth, suave, and charming person they usually are in their everyday life.
But that’s no excuse for having a complete nightmare first date like the one Toronto writer Anne Thériault recently witnessed and live-tweeted.
It begins with Anne catching sight of the disastrous date…
Maybe this guy is a little nervous?
Nope, he’s just a moron.
James Franco never did seem like the selfless type.
Ugh, writers are the worst. Oh, wait…
This great fan video imagines what people in Star Wars would REALLY do with their amazing abilities.