Even if it sounds like a good idea at the time, let this story serve as a reminder that it’s never a great idea to leap across tall buildings like Wile E. Coyote or some kind of action hero unless you are actually Wile E. Coyote or some kind of action hero.
Learn from the mistake of an unidentified man in Pittsburgh who tried to do just that in an attempt to impress his date. He couldn’t quite make it to the second roof and ended up falling down between the two buildings, wedging himself between them in the narrow gap in the middle of the night.
In other words, he missed.
For those of you who love a play on words and want to get clever with your costume this year, we’ve got your back (and your front) with 40 punny costumes that anyone can make in no time (or money) flat.
Hash browns are playing tag.
We’ve all been there — stuck on hold and in the hell that is an automated phone menu just trying to reach a representative so we can complain about crappy service.
Londoners John Bull and his wife can relate. They were sick of the crappy service from their phone and Internet provider Virgin Media, and tried to cancel. They didn’t have a contract, so canceling shouldn’t have been too much of a problem, right?
As his four hours of live-tweeting will prove, breaking up is hard to do — at least with your service provider.
It starts out in the blissful honeymoon stage.
Kids say the darndest things, but sometimes they don’t quite have the vocabulary to properly articulate exactly what they mean. They also lack a filter, which means when they get frustrated or upset, they sometimes create the most epic insults and burns that are one part cutting and an even bigger part hilarious.
The good people of Reddit — the ones who have recovered from those epic burns, anyway — were all too happy to provide some examples.
I’m thinking I would zip my lips at that point.
Not only does it sound quite painful, but I wouldn’t want to attract all the neighborhood squirrels.
They say timing is everything, and that’s especially true when talking about photography. Just a split second can determine whether you have an average picture, something rather spectacular, or something like these pictures below that might leave you confused or a little offended.
But they’re all perfectly innocent…right?
Or rather, arm up to create what appears to be a slightly cheeky situation.
She seems pretty comfortable with it, though.
via: Can You Actually
Once upon a time, a semi-innocent middle schooler thought he got his girlfriend pregnant through something akin to the immaculate conception, seeing as he had never kissed a girl before.
Now older and wiser, Kiren David shared the hilarious story on Twitter, and to say it had a few twists and turns would be understatement.
Warning: There’s a little bit of language, but we are talking about sex, so what did you expect?
First of all, we all sin.