Dance Battling Priests Bring the House Down at a Seminary Fundraiser

Oct 25, 2014 By Joey White 0

If you think Roman Catholic priests don’t know how to have fun, think again.

American Reverends David Rider and John Gibson are in seminary at the elite Pontifical North American College in Rome, just up the hill from the Vatican. During a fundraiser at the college, the men got into a lively dance battle that garnered a standing ovation…

Three Top Scientology Officials Corner Ex-Scientologist, Berate Him at the Airport. Insane…

Oct 21, 2014 By Joey White 0

Most religious organizations leave you alone if you walk away from their faith. They may ignore you or even disown you, but they won’t actually chase you down and intimidate you.

Most religions aren’t anything like Scientology, though.

Mark “Marty” Rathbun left the organization ten years ago after 25 years, during which time he’d risen to become the second highest official. As he was leaving LAX for his home in Texas recently, he was confronted by three current top officials whom he identified as Jenny Linson, Marc Yager, and Dave Bloomberg.

It was an incredibly bizarre encounter intended to make Rathbun snap and assault one of the three so they could call the cops and then sue. Fortunately, he kept his cool…

(NSFW language)

Via: The Daily What

How to Troll Atheists with One Simple Sentence

Oct 15, 2014 By Abraham 0

It turns out that making atheists upset for laughs is as easy as saying it’s easy…

Trolling Atheism

Via: CB

Lady Calls Religious TV Show to Thank God for Healing Her Hamsters…and It Only Gets Funnier

Oct 3, 2014 By Abraham 0

When people watch Springs of Life Giving Waters Ministries on television amazing things happen, apparently. So when phone lines open up, obviously these apostles and prophetesses are going to be inundated with testimonies of God’s miraculous power that has been demonstrated through their program.

In this instance a hamster breeder phones in with a remarkable (if scatologically cringeworthy) tale. As you listen, be warned — Surprise shofar praise ahead…

Via Boing Boing

Of course, it’s really British comic writer Robert Pepper. What a genius.

Children in Florida schools will now be given Satanic activity books

Sep 17, 2014 By Abraham 8

Last year, a Christian organization in Florida held a Bible-giveaway at Orange County schools. The district allowed this and avoided litigation by opening up such giveaways to any other religion, too.

Free Bibles in Florida Schools

When the atheists at the Central Florida Freethought Society took them up on their offer, the literature they were permitted to give to students was severely and inconsistently censored.

Since the prohibitions didn’t seem to be based on anything concrete but more on a general fear of atheism, the Freedom from Religion Foundation filed a lawsuit, claiming that…

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It’s official, God loves gay people…and He just unveiled a billboard to prove it

Sep 11, 2014 By Megan Berman 0

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God is everywhere, being omnipresent, but when it comes to antagonizing the Westboro Baptist Church, Facebook has traditionally been His favorite.

God on Facebook

The Kansas-based hate group often protests military funerals and LGBT*Q communities with signs reading “God Hates Fags,” famously blaming gay people for 9/11 and the deaths of U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq, among other tragedies.

But God disagrees…

This hate group goes around saying that God hates gay people. Nonsense! I love gay people.

In an email to Mashable, he says…

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What God would like to kill you for (according to various world religions)

Sep 5, 2014 By Joey White 2

Across the spectrum of world religions, there are a plethora of supposed ways to motivate God to execute you or at least want you dead. Here are some of them, compiled from the scriptures of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Mormonism, Hinduism and Confucianism.

Of course, each of these religion’s texts were written ages ago and are now interpreted in a variety of non-deadly ways. Still, taken literally, this summary of misdeeds that warrant death in each belief system is at least intriguing if not amusing…

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The Wrath of God

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Missionaries like to save mortals from the gutter, but it’s not usually like this. Adorable…

Aug 29, 2014 By Abraham 0

Missionaries are in the business of bringing souls up from the depths. They find those who are lost, stuck beyond hope — those who have hit bottom — and they bring hope and salvation.

So when a brood of ducklings all fell into a storm drain as they were following their mother, it’s a good thing this mormon missionary was nearby. He saw an opportunity to fulfill his calling, and he answered…

(via Reddit)