You may be familiar with the story of Jesus attending a wedding party where they ran out of wine so he miraculously makes more for them out of several vats of water. Well, the pastor in this clip wants you to know that it was absolutely and without question non-alcoholic wine that Christ made…
Also, I’m not sure why, but this fellow refers to wine with the synecdoche ”Mogen David,” the wine producer responsible for the infamous and accurately maligned fortified wine drink affectionately known as Mad Dog 20/20.
I suppose if I thought MD 20/20 was the epitome of wine, I wouldn’t want to blame Jesus for it, either.
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Obviously, you could work this out for yourself since it’s right there in the Bible, but if you’re a little bit thick, David Barton will spell it out for you — It’s a sin to drink Starbucks coffee…
As one YouTube commenter notes, this also explains…
…why Starbucks coffee tastes like they burn the beans…. because Satan is roasting them in HELL!
A couple years ago, a blogger found a very helpful piece of Christian literature in a closet at her church — Witnessing Made Easy: How to Pass Out Tracts for Jesus.
It is a real book from 1986 and it contains some seriously good ideas for how to covertly and passive aggressively assert your dogmas on unwitting targets, both neighbors and strangers alike.
Over 3 dozen Hindu brides look a touch less than enthused as they prepare for the mass marriage ceremony that was held as part of the Akshaya Tritiya festival in Bhopal, India last Monday…
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