Judging by Their Note Home, This Day Care Has Never Met a Baby

Feb 25, 2015 By Abraham 0

Even though babies are adept at looking like they want to kill you, it’s fairly safe to assume that they don’t actually want to. They have a fairly limited set of desires and destroying other people isn’t generally considered by professionals to be among them.

Of course this doesn’t mean that they’re full of kindness and beneficence, either. They don’t want to hurt anybody, but they’re not particularly empathetic either.

Not everyone seems to be aware of this blance, however, as is evidenced by a note that was recently sent home from day care along with 9-month-old Baby Samantha. It’s nothing short of absurd…

Note from Daycare

Via: Babble

Transcription…

Samantha has been playing roughly and aggressively with the other babies; they will be crying and upset but she is smiling and enjoying herself — even our using firm voices to tell her it’s not OK to hurt her friends and remove her from area, she is smiling and going right back. Can you help us out by maybe discouraging her to not play roughly with her friends and her dog.

Thanks

What?! A baby who doesn’t notice that other babies are crying and who just wants to laugh and play?

Shocking, I know.

How to Make Mickey Mouse Pancakes. It’ll Take Some Practice But Your Kids Won’t Mind.

Feb 16, 2015 By Abraham 0

You might not get these to look right the first time you try, but you just might have a some people in your family who won’t mind consuming numerous practice rounds…

Severely Disabled Boy Comes Alive at the Sound of Dad’s Tearjerking Original Song

Feb 13, 2015 By Abraham 0

Little Jared Correia had a stroke before he was born and as a result he has cerebral palsy and epilepsy, leaving him unable to walk or talk. And on top of all that, he’s blind.

He spends much of his time seemingly unresponsive, but his dad knows how to reach him — with music. Jared’s reaction to his dad’s song is nothing short of incredible…

Moms Confess the Weirdest, Most Mortifying Things Their Kids Have Ever Said or Done

Feb 9, 2015 By Joey 0

When comedians Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee became moms, they didn’t quit comedy, but their material definitely changed. The duo started a monthly show called The Pump and Dump where they commiserate with other moms about the daily ups and downs of parenting.

As part of their show, they ask mothers to write down the strangest things their kids have said or done. Here are just a few of the outrageous stories from moms in the trenches…

Weirdest Things Kids Have Ever Said - 01

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Probably the Best Sound in the Universe

Feb 3, 2015 By Abraham 0

Parents know this sound well. And in a completely fictional study, 99% of parents said it was their favorite noise ever…

It’s followed, of course, by the second best noise in the world: The splash of wine in a glass after our adorable little babblers have gone to bed.