Oh, sure. Everyone thinks that little kids and adorable furry pets are innocent and couldn’t possibly be thinking about anything other than how they can be good and make you happy.
And by “everyone,” I mean people who have never met a kid or a pet.
Yes, they’re cute. Yes, they’re great most of the time. But don’t be fooled. They are also silently plotting their revenge for early bedtimes, trips to the vet, and being forced to wear ridiculous clothes half of the time.
Cat lovers are a special breed of people. We want the best for our furry children and have been known to spend hours curating our Amazon wish lists for maximum cat enjoyment.
So from one cat lady to another, let me save you the work. Here are my picks for the essential, must-haves for your feline overlords.
Play the pounds away!
Chubby kitties are admittedly very cute, but being overweight can lead to myriad health problems for cats as they get older. So how do you wean them off a diet of straight kibbles morning, noon, and night?
While most of us struggle to make a pancake that doesn’t tear when we try to flip it, illustrator and math teacher Nathan Shields — who is currently living as a stay-at-home day — turns this breakfast staple into edible works of art for his two kids (and hundreds of thousands of fans).
I believe the children are our future…and sometimes that scares the crap out of me.
I mean, they’re true blessings and wonderful and all that great stuff, but let’s be real. Sometimes they’re little Tasmanian Devils, running around like manic hummingbirds on a sugar high, destroying anything and everything in their path.
One-year-old Layla Grubb might have a small cataract in her eye that forces her to wear an eye patch for two hours every day, but her dad Geof decided to make those eye patches something to literally look forward to.