Even if it sounds like a good idea at the time, let this story serve as a reminder that it’s never a great idea to leap across tall buildings like Wile E. Coyote or some kind of action hero unless you are actually Wile E. Coyote or some kind of action hero.
Learn from the mistake of an unidentified man in Pittsburgh who tried to do just that in an attempt to impress his date. He couldn’t quite make it to the second roof and ended up falling down between the two buildings, wedging himself between them in the narrow gap in the middle of the night.
In other words, he missed.
They say it takes a village, and for Susie Osei on her wedding day, it actually took a neighborhood.
She grew up feeling like the neighbors on her block in Mt. Prospect, Illinois, were “more like family than simply people living next door to one another.”
Once upon a time, a semi-innocent middle schooler thought he got his girlfriend pregnant through something akin to the immaculate conception, seeing as he had never kissed a girl before.
Now older and wiser, Kiren David shared the hilarious story on Twitter, and to say it had a few twists and turns would be understatement.
Warning: There’s a little bit of language, but we are talking about sex, so what did you expect?
First of all, we all sin.
As a nation, there has been more of an open conversation regarding sexual assault. There’s a lot more work to be done, but more and more people are feeling comfortable sharing their stories, including the man behind the Twitter account, @AngryBlkMan.
In heart-wrenching detail, he offers a different perspective, that of how the rape of the woman he loved not only broke his heart, but also broke their relationship. It goes to show the impact that sexual assault can have years after the actual event, and just how many people it affects.
He posted the tweets anonymously, in response to the guilty plea of the East Coast rapist.
If you’re feeling a little bit down about your own social life, just know it could be worse — you could have hooked up with a pirate and lost all of your money, kind of like this dude did.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
How do you get to the point where eyepatches and Long Island Iced Teas are involved? I’ll let Casey tell you about it himself.