If You Think Little League Parents Are Bad, Listen to These Rowing Parents at a Disastrous Race

Nov 12, 2014 By Abraham 0

Try to watch this mess of a race and not get irrationally frustrated. It’s almost impossible. It starts out with a boat running into a dock and only gets worse from there.

And all the while, a running commentary from the increasingly agitated moms and dads watching…

If you’re curious what’s going on here (because it’s too ridiculous to make sense of) here’s a helpful analysis.

Two Girls Attack Each Other in an Insanely Choreographed Spear Fight

Nov 11, 2014 By Abraham 2

With spear in hand, a practitioner of the Chinese sport/martial art Wushu “defeats” her opponent in an incredible choreographed demonstration…

Via: Reddit

NFL Coach Insults Meteorologists. Weather Channel Brilliantly Hits Back with Hard Data…

Nov 7, 2014 By Joey White 1

During a recent press conference, New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick went on diatribe against the inaccuracy of meteorologists’ forecasts.

The coach is notorious for hating having to talk to the press, so perhaps he was simply buying some time to bring the reporters’ hounding questions to an end…or maybe he was actually upset that a snowstorm had occurred on game day when some meteorologists had predicted two days earlier that playing conditions would be dry.

Regardless, his remarks about meteorologists were…unflattering. As it turns out, however, the facts were on the side of the meteorologists. And The Weather Channel made sure to perfectly point this out…

Dying Basketball Star Scores Game’s First Points. No Layup Has Ever Made So Many People Cry…

Nov 3, 2014 By Megan Berman 0

All 19-year-old Lauren Hill ever wanted to do was play basketball. And when she was recruited by the women’s basketball team at Mount St. Joseph University in Cincinnati, it seemed her dreams would come true…until, she says, “I wasn’t playing normally. I was dizzy and disoriented and wobbling around and not catching balls.”

Soon after, she was diagnosed with an inoperable cancer of the brainstem that her doctors say will take her life in just a few months.

But that didn’t stop Lauren from wanting to achieve her goals before the cancer claimed her. Determined not to give up, Lauren and her coach asked the NCAA to bend the rules and they complied. Instead of starting the season mid-November, they requested an exemption and had the first game moved to November 2nd, and played at home, so that Lauren could participate.

Nobody ever knows how much time you have left. I could be gone tomorrow or I could be here for another year. Why stop? Why give up on your life?

Lauren’s bravery and dedication to the game she loves has inspired so many people that Mount St. Joseph had to move the game to accommodate the thousands of people who wanted to attend in her support.

After she scored the first points of the game, there was not a dry eye in the arena…

Phish was Playing in San Fran When the Giants Won. Here’s How They Responded Mid-song…

Oct 31, 2014 By Joey White 0

If you were a local San Francisco Giants fan who also loves Phish on Wednesday night, you were following the score of Game 7 of the World Series while you were at the Phish concert.

When the final out was recorded during the middle of the show, giving the Giants their third World Series title in five years, the entire auditorium erupted in cheers.

Realizing what was going on, Phish casually broke from the song they were playing and transitioned into the perfect tribute to the newly-minted champions…

Via: Reddit

Michael Jordan Has a Very Simple Reason He Does NOT Want to Play Golf with Obama

Oct 31, 2014 By Abraham 0

After Michael Jordan condescendingly dismisses his interviewer Ahmad Rashad as not worth playing a round of golf with, he moves on to consider other people he’d want to hit the links with if he could organize his ideal foursome.

He’s not exactly sure what his dream line-up would be, but it definitely doesn’t include the president…

This is the Most Hilariously Sad Way to Get Rid of Your Ticket to a Terrible Pro Sports Game

Oct 31, 2014 By Joey White 0

The Minnesota Timberwolves haven’t had a winning season in 9 long years, so fans can be forgiven for being unenthusiastic about their lackluster team.

One fan found himself unable to sell his ticket for the team’s home opener last night, and he didn’t want to simply throw it away, so he got creative.

Of course, the fan was sure to include a very Minnesotan apology at the end of his note…

Timberwolves Ticket

Via: Reddit

This Is the Most Unbelievable Football Loss You’ve Ever Seen. What a Bizarre Mistake…

Oct 30, 2014 By Joey White 2

The game was wrapped up. The winner would move on to postseason play while the loser’s season was over.

Down by 3 points, Maple Mountain failed to convert their last chance with 1:22 left on the clock. Spanish Fork would now let the clock run out and beat Maple Mountain. At least that’s what everyone assumed would happen.

As the final seconds ticked away, the broadcaster noted,

“It looks like — barring some chaotic turnover here — Spanish Fork will move on to get Woods Cross on Saturday. Maple Mountain’s season will come to an end.”

It’s a good thing he left open the possibility for a chaotic turnover.

With 3.7 seconds left on 4th down, all Spanish Fork needed to do was run out the clock.

They could’ve punted the ball…

They could’ve run out of bounds…

They could’ve fallen to the ground and taken a tackle…

They could’ve even run backwards to their own end zone, giving up 2 points for a safety, and still won by a point…

They could pretty much do anything — except for what they actually did…

(The 50-minute video is set to play at the relevant moment.)

For a quarterback who set numerous records in a sensational 3-year career, it was a brutal way for Jason Money to end his senior season. Of course, the Spanish Fork coaching staff placed the blame squarely on their own shoulders…

This play is on us as coaches. We dropped the ball, not Jason. …[T]ake it easy on the kid, be respectful and imagine how you would want someone to treat your friend, brother, son, player after a defeat like this.

It was a brutal way for Spanish Fork to end their season. There’s no better reminder than this that in football, the game really isn’t over until the final whistle blows.