Motherhood is no joke.
Not only are you in charge of keeping little humans safe and fed, but you’re also in charge of keeping little humans from jumping off furniture, redecorating the walls with markers, and bringing small woodland creatures into the house.
In order to survive it, you do need to have a good sense of humor. And these ladies here? They don’t mess around or sugarcoat things. They’re hilariously honest about being a mom, and thank goodness, they tweet it out.
Too Cool for School
Imagine if you will, Donald Trump trying to describe a movie to you only as Donald Trump could do.
That’s exactly what Twitter did, and let’s just say it made a huge difference to the plot. HUGE.
This is Deborah Grimshaw Skouson's daughter Cami, who has Autism, but also has a flowery shirt from Target that she's been obsessed with for the past five years.
It’s really as simple as “no” means “no,” but apparently there are people out there who still fail to grasp the concept of consent and sexual assault.
Because of that, Twitter user Nafisa Ahmed decided to break it down with an analogy that anyone with a brain should be able to grasp.
Ellen DeGeneres is a funny woman who does a lot of amazing things for people.
Thanks to social media, we now have a million and 12 options to embarrass ourselves publicly. There are people who know when to step away and maybe keep their random thoughts to themselves instead of broadcasting them to the world.
These are not those people.
No, these people are the ones that should slowly back away from the computer, maybe pick up a book, and above all, just never hit “send.”
Oh, say can you see...
If you’re feeling a little bit down about your own social life, just know it could be worse — you could have hooked up with a pirate and lost all of your money, kind of like this dude did.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
How do you get to the point where eyepatches and Long Island Iced Teas are involved? I’ll let Casey tell you about it himself.
First of all, a shot of a negative bank balance is usually a sign that things somehow went south.
Olympic all-around gold medalist Gabby Douglas recently became a three-time gold medalist by being a member of the champion U.S. women’s team in Rio.
Jamaican Usain Bolt made history when he won the 100-meter dash in the Sunday night final in Rio, claiming Olympic gold in the event for an unprecedented third consecutive time.