Sleater-Kinney’s Celebrity Friends Celebrate New Album by Terribly Singing the Title Track

Jan 15, 2015 By Abraham 0

In anticipation of their new album, Sleater-Kinney got a bunch of their famous and famous-ish friends to sing the song “No Cities to Love.” They did so while wearing headphones, so the recorded result is a wonderful, almost a cappella disaster. Enjoy…

Jumping Onto a Frozen Trampoline from On Top of the Garage

Jan 13, 2015 By Abraham 0

Last week, we saw Nathan Ziegler flood his backyard trampoline and then jump onto it. The ensuing shatter of ice is surprisingly entertaining and gratifying. Others must agree, since that video is approaching 4 million views on YouTube.

And now he’s back with a follow up. Apparently, people have been asking for a version where he jumps off the garage. Nervous to do it himself, he brought in his friend Peter as a stunt double…

Snipers Are Regular People, Too

Jan 9, 2015 By Abraham 0

Just because snipers kill people for a living doesn’t mean they aren’t moved by cute puppies and profound literature. And by “moved” we mean “extremely distracted”…

10 Funny Anti-resolutions That Will Guarantee You Success This New Year…at Being Lazy

Dec 31, 2014 By Abraham 0

Admit it. Resolutions are depressing. Even if you’re feeling motivated to get to the gym or cut back on midnight pints of ice cream, you know you’re going to fail. (OK, maybe not all of you…but some us know exactly who I’m talking about.)

So why shouldn’t the inveterately sluggish, negligent, and weak-willed among us simply make resolutions we can actually keep?

Sad and Useless has some suggestions…

Realistic New Year's Resolutions - 08

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Realistic New Year's Resolutions - 10

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23 Ultra-nifty Inventions (To Solve Problems That Don’t Really Exist)

Dec 30, 2014 By Abraham 0

Some of these gadgets solve problems that barely exist, and the ones that fix real issues almost make things more complicated. But that’s not what matters, right?

They’re cool — even if some of them are hopelessly impractical — and that’s what counts…

Baby Bath Umbrella Hat

Baby Bath Umbrella Hat

Spaghetti Twirling Fork

Spaghetti Twirling Fork
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