Tits the season, everyone! You heard us right. It's Christmas time, and you know what that means — holiday boobs are here! Again, you heard us right. Apparently, there's a new Christmas tradition in town and it has less to do with Jesus and more to do with human breasts. Covered in jolly decorations. And googly eyes. No joke, this is the best thing to happen in 2017.
Deck the boobs with googly eyeballs, fa la la la la, la la la la!
That’s how the song goes, right? Well, that’s how it goes now! Christmas boobs are the best thing to happen to Christmas since presents.
Looks like Santa's here!
But…isn’t it cold? Isn’t it so very cold?
Seems like Santa is a little in over his head. He can’t be responsible for giving gifts to all the children of the world and for covering your nipples on Instagram. Give the guy a break!
Festive floral floppers are perfect for a classy Christmas celebration.
It’s really all about how your perspective. Your boobs could be flappy nuisances, or they can be flowery decor. The choice is yours.
Christmas boobs are only made better with glittery tinsel and conical tree shapes. Grandma didn’t get over by a reindeer so you could hide your bosoms on Jesus’ birthday.
Rudolph probably had no idea that he'd become an icon of Christmas breasts.
Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t it really hurt when you rip that off?
But we’re not done yet. Just wait until you see this festive pair…