50 of the Funniest One-Liners on the Internet

By Scott Neumyer

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The classic one-liner. That cornerstone of comedy that somehow never seems to get old and is always producing more and more amusement — from groans to guffaws.

Ready for a good laugh (and maybe an eye-roll or two)? Have at it!

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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

 


 

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I, for one, like Roman numerals.

 


 

one liner 4
I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism.

 


 

one liner 5
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.

 


 

one liner 6
You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.

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