The classic one-liner. That cornerstone of comedy that somehow never seems to get old and is always producing more and more amusement — from groans to guffaws.
Ready for a good laugh (and maybe an eye-roll or two)? Have at it!
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism.
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.
You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.