t would appear that 2017 will be the year that fashion declared a war on jeans. After the ridiculous clear plastic jeans debacle, and then the jeans with a zipper on the butt, it seems like people just can't leave poor denim alone.
Oh, but they're not done.
Now Opening Ceremony is trying to make "detachable cut-out front jeans" happen, and it's up to us to stop it.
Designed by Y/Project, these atrocities can be worn either as regular pants or with your butt cheeks and bikini-area exposed. Win win! Not.
"These 2-in-1 Y/Project trousers come in a straight-leg silhouette with slim-fitting, detachable shorts that feature high-rise cutouts along the front," reads Opening Ceremony's product description.
One word: PRACTICAL.
If you're in a saucy mood, you can detach the legs and wear them as an ill-fitting denim diaper. Don't forget to throw in heels to really elevate the look.
These bad boys will set you back a cool $425.
What a steal.