To get to the good dates, you have to endure a lot of bad ones. Usually, anyway. Sometimes they're bearable, but sometimes, you just need to find a little white lie to set you free. If that's the case, Twitter's got your back with #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate, a hashtag that offers funny, if not always helpful, ways to bail on someone on the DL.
Pretend you're a superhero.
And if you are a superhero, then you don’t even need to pretend!
They should PROBABLY be more believable than this one.
But if you have a dim date, then maybe this will do just fine.
There's this one, that's bound to raise an eyebrow.
Why would you need to take “several” home pregnancy tests? Doesn’t one cover all the sex you’ve had?
I doubt your date would put up much of a fight.
Here’s to hoping they don’t respond, “Great. I’d love to meet them!”
Is this the best policy?
Nah. Probably not. I think just standing up and walking away would be more polite.