nless you're loaded with cash, flying just isn't fun.
But thank your lucky stars it's never been THIS bad for you.
Comedian Nicole Byer wasn't laughing when on a recent Delta flight, she opened up the airline-provided blanket and found, well, this:
You probably can’t make out the pic, but Nicole does a great job of filling in the blanks.
If you’re gagging after the fact, imagine how she felt at the BEGINNING of her flight.
How could she be sure it was feces?
Well, uh… if you had a giant pile of feces in front of you, you’d probably be able to tell.
To recap, Byer literally discovered a human turd in her Delta Airlines provided blanket.
So. Many. Questions. (None of which we really want the answers to.)
Especially because it was one of the blankets that comes pre-wrapped in a bag that is supposed to signify that the linens inside have been properly cleaned and folded.
We’re not surprised that this sort of thing is a lie by the airlines, but we’re still disappointed and grossed out.