There's no realm quite as cutthroat as the world of children's sports.
And there's no more ruthless group of human beings than soccer moms.
When this woman accidentally found herself in the beast's lair a.k.a. a soccer mom group chat, she did the one thing you're not supposed to do: She poked the beast.
Christi Rantis Lally is a world-class troll.
She was recently accidentally added to a group chat comprised of soccer parents, and instead of saying, “Hey, I think you have the wrong number,” she ignited a soccer mom war.
"This past week I received group texts on accident," she wrote in a Facebook post.
“They are a bunch of parents and a coach for some kids soccer team. Instead of telling them they had the wrong number, I did this. I am a horrible person… I’m so sorry Coach Juan.”
Don’t be sorry, Christi. Never be sorry for creating pure art.
Let’s break this conversation down screenshot by screenshot.
All these parents wanted to do was set a meeting with Coach Juan.
And everyone agreed. There was peace and a thumbs up emoji.
Then, Christi Rantis Lally threw the first grenade.
"My kid is the best on the team...just sayin," she dared to write.
You might say she’s playing with fire. You might say she’s asking for it. You might say that was a stupid thing to do. But Lally is a maverick, a risk-taker, a rule-breaker.
Needless to say, parents leaped onto her and being tearing her apart like angry tigers.
These parents were livid.
You probably would be too if another mom tried to pick a fight in a group text.
But this was far from over…