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Hand dryer with honest directions

March 23, 2013 | By Abraham | 7 comments

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  1. Mark says:

    Honestly, I’ve never understood why people complain about hand dryers… If you follow the directions and rub your hands together, they end up dry. It seems like people expect them to just magically dry their hands just by blowing on them a little.

    1. Karen says:

      Yeah, but it takes, like, an hour. That was hyperbole. It takes…LONGER THAN I’M WILLING TO WAIT. Because I’m from ‘MURICA.

    1. Pspaughtamus says:

      Damn having to work, I was going to post in that same line, exceptbI had step three as “Wipe greasy hands on shirt”.

  2. Lee Shelton says:

    Oops! Apparently it doesn’t like the HTML strike-through tag.

    The altered version of instructions always ended up reading:

    1) Push butt**
    2) Rub hands gently under *arm ***

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