Have a fun 4th of July! (Unless you’re at this park in Lakewood, Ohio)

July 3, 2013 | By Abraham | 6 comments

Actually, I wish this sort of over-regulation were restricted to one park in Ohio. Unfortunately, I imagine most of us wouldn’t be overly surprised to see this sign in our own town.

Have a Fun 4th

So, here’s to freedom…to break the rules! Spike your lemonade, tell the cops they can’t search your backpack, and maybe even — dare I suggest it?! — bounce a basketball…

(via Reddit)

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  1. Renee says:

    I live about 30 minutes away from here. This must be why I NEVER go there.
    I understand SOME of the rules. It does get super crowded on the 4th..but WOW!

    1. Ciarán says:

      I see they missed ‘No Smiling’, ‘Tepid, Non-Effervescent Beverages in Sippy Cups Only’ and ‘Holiday Enjoyment Will Be Subject To Fines and/or Severe Beatings’.

  2. Matt says:

    No shit. This is about 10 miles from where I live in Cleveland. Not surprised though. That’s the city for ya.

  3. B says:

    Funny thing is you can probably bring your AR-15 without issue. Go USA, enjoy your so called freedom…

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