Trump got super bored when someone tried to teach him about the Constitution, so he just gave up on learning it.
This isn’t surprising, as there have been questions about whether the man is literate, but now it’s confirmed…
Early in the campaign, Sam Nunberg was sent to explain the Constitution to the candidate. “I got as far as the Fourth Amendment,” Nunberg recalled, “before his finger is pulling down on his lip and his eyes are rolling back in his head.”
This stylish pup knows all 27 amendments to the Constitution.
Trump hated his own inauguration.
Ah ha! Just as we suspected. Even though Trump and Sean Spicer claimed his inauguration was the best inauguration, he was secretly super grumpy the entire time.
Trump did not enjoy his own inauguration. He was angry that A-level stars had snubbed the event, disgruntled with the accommodations at Blair House, and visibly fighting with his wife, who seemed on the verge of tears. Throughout the day, he wore what some around him had taken to calling his golf face: angry and pissed off, shoulders hunched, arms swinging, brow furled, lips pursed.
But how cute is this little grass-eating dachshund pup?
Donald Trump hates his own cabinet members and staff.
We sort of get the feeling he doesn’t actually like anybody in his life, but the things he said about his staff are pretty hilarious (and accurate):
When he got on the phone after dinner, he’d speculate on the flaws and weaknesses of each member of his staff. Bannon was disloyal (not to mention he always looks like shit). Priebus was weak (not to mention he was short — a midget). Kushner was a suck-up. Sean Spicer was stupid (and looks terrible too). Conway was a crybaby. Jared and Ivanka should never have come to Washington.
And it's mutual! Kellyanne Conway might defend Trump to no end on TV, but she secretly hates the guy.
At this point, it seems like there’s no one Donald Trump interacts with who actually likes him.
Kellyanne Conway, who would put a finger-gun to her head in private about Trump’s public comments, continued to mount an implacable defense on cable television, until she was pulled off the air by others in the White House who, however much the president enjoyed her, found her militancy idiotic.
It takes a special (awful) kind of person to hate someone and everything they stand for and then go on national television and defend them like they’re the love of your life. What is going on in Kellyanne Conway’s head?
Trump leaked private information and then complained about leaks.
There’s the kicker, folks! Half the time Trump was complaining about leakers in the White House, he was probably the leak himself.
“As details of Trump’s personal life leaked out, he became obsessed with identifying the leaker. The source of all the gossip, however, may well have been Trump himself,” Wolff wrote. “In his calls throughout the day and at night from his bed, he often spoke to people who had no reason to keep his confidences.”
Aw, look at those wrinkles!