e've all driven through neighborhoods and seen the boring signs for garage sales or whatever else people are trying to sell — and sometimes get back. Most of them are, well, pretty mundane and don't really catch your attention.
But every once in awhile there's a sign that's so clever it just might lure you in...
Just keep moving along...
Seriously, unless you have cookies, your services are not needed here. Just move along. They’ve got Jesus. They’re all good on that front, so peddle your wares someplace else, please.
At least he’s honest about it. Isn’t honesty the first step towards making a change? I think it is, but selling this thing might set someone back a bit.
And hey! At the very least, it makes a lovely rack to hang your clothes on.
Seems like a fair trade.
Maybe he’s a jerk because he has no tail? Or because you called him overweight? Either way, it’s a safe bet that Eddie strolled out that door because the owner could have been a little nicer.
At little sensitivity might help…
They do say that sex sells.
But are the beer, chicken, and sex swing part of the deal or is there a price? In any event, the people who attend garage sales are weird enough. I’m not sure adding booze and sex to the mix is such a great idea.
Regardless, two-day party! Buyer beware!
But you must act now!
One man’s crap is another man’s crap being sold in a garage sale a couple of years down the road. You have to give them points for honesty. It’s not like 99% of the stuff sold at these things is anything BUT crap.