May he RIP.
It starts right after the wake. Something tells me the family might miss his stuff more than they actually miss him, which is quite sad when you really think about it.
All profits are going to hire someone to write a slightly more sensitive obituary.
Was she married to the grandpa above?!?
Regardless, one has to wonder what Granny did to earn this honor.
But you have to admit that it actually sounds like an interesting sale. It might have all the twists and turns of an amusement park ride, only in a much more psychological fashion.
Here's your sign.
I’m guessing things didn’t end well. When you’ve got TWO women broadcasting your cheating, it seems that perhaps you put your confidence in one too many people during your tryst.
And also that Luann and Vivian aren’t too happy about this news.
Like a good neighbor...
You have to admit that that type of behavior is simply for the birds.
And also that next time they’ll put down the phone and maybe walk over like a good neighbor. As long as the complaints keep coming in, something tells me this flock will continue to grow. And grow. And grow.
What's the difference?
Are there pushy salespeople in lab coats spraying perfume on you?
Groups of teenage girls sipping Starbucks and trying on clothes two sizes too small? Let’s just hope the parking situation is better than it would be at a mall!