How to make people think you have a girlfriend with your right hand and Instagram [10 pics]

August 9, 2013 | By Abraham | 14 comments

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If you want people online to think you’re in a romantic relationship that you’re not really in, then photographer Keisuke Jinushi is here for you.

First, cover your hand with makeup, apply nail polish, and wear a scrunchie around your wrist…

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Then contort yourself to touch your own face and feed yourself in the way that a girlfriend who takes pictures of herself touching your face and feeding you would touch your face and feed you…

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Add whatever filter your imaginary girlfriend would use and — Voila! — photographic proof that you’re super romantic for you to post on your favorite pic sharing site…

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(via Oddity Central)

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14 Comments

    1. PhilA says:

      anyone who takes photographs is, by definition, a photographer, even if you use a rubbish little disposable, or, even worse, an iPhone ;-)

  1. JoshG says:

    Not very convincing since you’re apparently supposed to take a lot of selfies and no pics of this mysterious girl.

  2. Cassey says:

    I love how he is sitting in a cafe and no one is turned towards him with a WTF look on their face. I can see this as a funny FB joke but the fact that he is having someone document it for him like it’s a “thing” is frickin hilarious.

  3. bk201 says:

    It’s usually just the Japanese that have these weird “fetishes” aka guy marrying a video game character or “air sex”.

  4. Alice Zindagi says:

    Um… This is creative, for sure, but this is pretty pathetic. If it is anything more than a Facebook joke, then I feel sorry for this guy. I feel like someone who is enough of a goofball to think this is funny and doesn’t paint him as a loser is probably the same kind of someone who would end up friendzoning himself and going home to his right hand anyway:

    http://www.abcsofattraction.com/blog/how-to-get-out-of-the-friend-zone-and-use-it-to-your-advantage/

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