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Sep 19, 2011 By Abraham

A vicar confronts visitors to his church…

Aren’t you all entitled, to your half-assed musings on the divine? You’ve thought about eternity for twenty-five minutes and think you’ve come to some interesting conclusions.

Well let me tell you I stand with two thousand years of darkness and bafflement and hunger behind me. My kind have harvested the souls of a million peasants…

(NSFW language)

(via Cynical-C)


    1. James says:

      Jessi: a pastor I know used that as an opening to a discussion of original sin – the moment you realise that we’re the bad guys…

  1. Ben says:

    I know it was supposed to be a joke, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t actually agree with his whole “half-assed musings on the Divine” spiel…

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