ave you ever woken up in a cold sweat because you realize your cats are the center of your universe and they deserve a luxurious cat castle to live in but you don't think you'll ever be able to provide that for them?
Worry no longer.
The cat castle is real. And it's up for sale.
A Coldwell Banker real estate listing that was recently posted is going viral because it is truly insane.
The listing is for a $240,000 house in the middle of the Arizona desert. It boasts two bedrooms, one bathroom, 2,500 square feet, 20.43 acres of land, and creepy cat stuff plastered everywhere.
"Contemporary eccentric full log sided custom home on 20+/- acres for the cat fancier!" the post reads.
“If you love cats,” it continues, “this is the home for you! If not bring your sandblaster!”
If you think that the walls of the house aren't covered top to bottom in pictures of cats, you'd simply be wrong.
The listing keeps going: “Cat walkways and in great room Medieval cat castle with different levels (stone)…Must see to believe it does exist!!! Once in a lifetime find extremely fun home!”
Fun is a relative term, of course.
What the listing fails to mention is just how creepy and weird this cat castle actually is.
Oh, and the stuffed cats nailed to the support beams.
They forgot to mention those too.
At least there's a trampoline in the workout room.
You know, so you can more easily stick additional cat pictures to the ceiling.
If there’s one thing this house could use more of, it’s cats.