When I was younger, I used to dabble in the weed biz quite a bit. My dad ran with a bunch of pretty tough bikers so I could get it really cheap.
Well, one day my grandma called me out of nowhere. She tells me that she’s lost her job and is on the brink of losing her house.
She says to me, “Brad, now I know you got them biker buddies. Will you talk to them and see if they would let me run some of that marijuana for some cash? Who would ever pull over an old lady?”
Long story short, I told my guy the story to get a laugh out of him, and he LOVED THE IDEA. That summer, my grandma picked up all of our shipments for us and made enough money to not worry about work and even bought a new car. True story. – R0UNDSD0WNRANGE
I worked at a furniture store in the electronic department. We had a promotion going on where you could get free stuff (really rare) or 10-25% off.
All you had to do was scratch the silver stuff off of the scratch tickets we gave out. You could see through the back if you held them up to the light.
We checked every ticket for prizes and I found a free $800 surround sound system. I brought the ticket home with the intent on keeping it and using it at another store.
The guilt caught up with me that night so I brought it back in and kept it in my pocket.
A week later, a single mother who was down on her luck came in to buy her 10-year-old son a 32″ TV for Christmas. One of the cheap $200 brands.
I gave her the ticket even though it wasn’t my sale and said “I have a good feeling about this one” and traded her tickets. Her son got one hell of a Christmas gift for his PlayStation set up. – busy-at-work
I stole a dog.
I went to a friend’s house one night and we were hanging out in his front yard. A super friendly dog came up to us. I asked my friend if he knew the dog and he told me the story.
It belonged to his neighbors who were kind of scaring everyone else in the neighborhood. They would hit the dog in the streets, it clearly wasn’t fed enough, and my friend said when the neighbors would try to get him to come to them he would run away every time.
I took him home and within a week you couldn’t see his ribs anymore and he was one of the best dogs I’ve ever had. 10/10 would dognap again. – UncookedMarsupial