They will go very, very slowly...
Anyone else take issue with flying sloths to space? They’re too cute. They should stay right here and do that slow, lovely thing that they do. Aliens don’t deserve sloths; only kindhearted people do.
Oh, now it's on.
You’ll see in this gallery that one of the best ways to get people dumping over the cash is to turn tipping into a contest. People are so easy to manipulate. Doing stuff like this really should be criminal because it’s so very easy.
No touchy. Just tips.
Introverts, take note: you can get the same satisfaction from tipping someone as other, more touchy, people get from hugs. That’s money well spent if you’re not a huge fan of intimate contact. Save up, folks!
This is another time-tested technique. The “vote with your wallet” approach never fails to get people to open the purse strings. It’s democracy in action, and it’s nothing short of glorious. Namely for the people getting paid.
Do I have to choose?!?
Wow. That’s a tough one. Maybe we could get four quarters and split our votes. Having a switch that would turn one on and the other off would be great to use depending on my mood!