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Jesus and his pet dinosaur

Mar 2, 2011 By Abraham 34

This looks like the moment right before he had to put it to sleep.

Sad.

(Source ?)

34 Comments

  1. Fake Dr. Dino says:

    No fair cropping out the demon-possessed velociraptor coming up behind Jesus getting ready to shred him to pieces. That’s the real reason all the dinosaurs went extinct… Sodom and Gomorrah style judgment for their insatiable blood lust.

    1. James Church says:

      Time to steal a line from Michael Card’s Job Suite: ‘can you take the leviathan home as a pet?’ (Job 41:1)

  2. Garrett says:

    This one is good, but not my favorite. The coloring book one is the best.

    “Even though we know dinosaurs survived the flood (on Noah’s ark) we don’t know if Jesus ever rode them. But he probably did!”

    The triumphal entry riding on dinos are also funny.

    1. Alex says:

      i own that shirt (got it from urban outfitters, 25 bucks is the most i’ve ever spent on a tshirt, and there are zero regrets) and it’s so fucking amazing.

  3. Paulette says:

    I don’t know what more proof you need. Clearly Jesus believes in evolution, “There are giants in the earth” This was probably his first dog er I mean dino–Jehosaphat. Sometimes called Jumpin Jehosaphat.

  4. matt says:

    You guys realize that Jesus was here about 2000 years ago right? I don’t recall reading in history books about any dinosaurs roaming around during this period!

  5. Graham says:

    Because Mark Hamill is doing a lot of body double work these days. The fringe benefits are, apparently, pet dinosaurs.

  6. Bruce says:

    Have you noticed how dirty his shirt is? Bet when he has to put his arms out with the cross thing, his pits ming!

  7. Jay McHue says:

    Okay, now do one showing Mohammed holding a dinosaur. I want to see your reaction to the different between Muslims demanding your head be cut off and Christians not.

  8. Richard says:

    Your looking at the real time lord.Past present and future all rolled into one. You will show your respect one day.

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