This response to Moore's challenge is savage...and hilarious.
You know, because Roy Moore likes to prey on children?
He was actually banned from a shopping mall because of his habit of pursuing teenage girls when he was in his 30s. Ew ew ew.
Like we said before, Moore's claim that "Hollywood elites" like Kimmel are bigoted toward southerners is just plain wrong.
You want to talk bigotry? Talk about how Roy Moore won’t even debate his opponent Doug Jones because he thinks Jones’ position on transgender rights is too liberal.
Yes, that’s real.
Roy Moore made such a big show of challenging Kimmel, but if you look at his own behavior, he's a giant wuss.
He won’t debate Doug Jones, is seemingly terrified of transgender people for no reason, and preyed on children. Not quite the “man’s man” he thinks he is.
Moore was pretty bold to appeal to "Christian values" in his challenge to Kimmel, and this Twitter user was kind enough to point that out:
Call us crazy, but molesting teenage girls doesn’t scream “Christian values” in our faces. Quite the opposite, in fact.
In short, Kimmel won this Twitter fight in like, half a round.
Roy Moore kept trying to get up and get his punches in, but Kimmel shoved him to the floor and stood over him while he flailed and cried. And we all got to watch. Too good.