Any fans of the periodic table?
“Wanna hear a Potassium joke?”
It also works if they say no. –Coffeypot0904
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. –KaboomBoxer
I’d still go to this zoo.
I went to the zoo the other day, but they only had one animal, and it was a dog.
It was a shihtzu. –Rommie557
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it. –Camzyy
Why do you only need one egg in french?
Because in french, one egg is an œuf. –jbkjbk2310