Every lame-joke list needs a few prime elephant gags!
A squirrel is living in a pine tree. One day he feels it shaking, looks down, and sees an elephant climbing the tree.
The squirrel asks: “What are you doing climbing my tree?”
“Well, I’m coming up here to eat some pears,” says the elephant.
“You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears.”
“Well I brought my own pears.” –Gerb-TBD
Q: How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?
A: It’s easy, just take the “S” out of “safe” and the “f” out of “way”.
After a few minutes of confusion and insisting that the take the “f” out of way, they’ll usually get exasperated, and you respond with “Exactly. There’s no effin’ way”. –crckthsky
What did the elephant keep in his glove compartment?
Nothing. He only had a trunk. –GreenLightLost
The past, present, and future all walk into a bar at the same time.
It was tense. –sockfullofshit
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyathinkhesaurus. –3shirts