The Kardashian family is a cultural phenomenon.
In 1,000 years (assuming the Earth still exists at that point), anthropologists are going to look at the media we consumed throughout the 21st century and wonder what the heck we were all thinking when it came to the Kardashians. Somehow, humanity has acknowledged the fact that we don't really care at all about them and yet are simultaneously low-key obsessed with everything they do.
Case in point is the fact that you clicked on this article to read it. You don't actually care about Kylie Jenner's as-yet-unconfirmed pregnancy, do you? And yet, here you are.
Like we said, they're a cultural phenomenon.
Now, onto the latest on Kylie's as-yet-unconfirmed pregnancy. People are pretty sure they've solved the mystery...and there's a huge twist.
Earlier this month, Khloé finally confirmed her own pregnancy.
Finally. We’ve been waiting for this confirmation ever since the rumors started going around a few months ago. In case you’re keeping track (and you are), that’s two confirmed new members of the Kardashian family: Kim and Kanye’s baby (who is being delivered via a surrogate) and now Khloé and Tristan’s.
But what about Kylie? Rumors of her own pregnancy dropped before the ones about Khloé’s did.
The family released a series of photos to celebrate Christmas which only added to the mystery.
Everyone in the picture looks totally fab and denim-clad, but even that can’t distract us from the mystery at hand.
We have a few questions.
Well, we have one main question:
Why wasn’t Kylie included in the family Christmas photo?
Is it because she’s definitely pregnant and didn’t want to confirm it this way? Is it because she’s not pregnant and wants to keep us guessing?
If we're being honest, we actually have a lot of questions about this photo.
Look, the Kardashian family is well within their rights to post a photo with ONLY SOME of their family members included.
But there are going to be questions.
Just last month, Kylie posted this photo on Snapchat:
As you can see, she was buying tampons. That’s a pretty odd thing for a pregnant woman to be buying, right?
Well, the super sleuths of the Internet think they may have finally solved the Kylie Pregnancy Puzzle. Their conclusions might surprise you…